Because what you need to do is put all that stuff to the wayside, completely ignore it and get the series by Gerard Jones which was Cully Hamner´s first big break.
To the bedroom, more wrestling and soon they are rubbing feminine areas together — hotter and hotter — ride, ride it home!! Much in the same way that the Misfits In Action tamed Tylene in all night sex position warfare, and used her like a cheap blow up sex doll in a seedy motel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual frustration in a penetration sensation marathon.